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allabitofablur:

vanconcastiel:

… is “Does the Supernatural fandom have a gif for THAT?” because all you wind up with is a gif and shame.

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oh my god seriously

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It’s official. I had a text post hit 100,000 notes. So when can I expect that cheque from Tumblr?

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here u go

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starparticles:

I adore these pictures of me, Hayley and Matt Just Buy The Toad Photography took of us this weekend!

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Jayne Austin Book & Gun Club

Um, this might sort of be the most awesome thing in the history of ever.

WHAAAAAAA

yesssssssss

I think these ladies just won the prize for best crossovers ever.

fox-in-the-library:

themarysue:

bluelightseven:

crazyquilt:

browncoat-trekker:

Jayne Austin Book & Gun Club

Um, this might sort of be the most awesome thing in the history of ever.

WHAAAAAAA

yesssssssss

I think these ladies just won the prize for best crossovers ever.

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roane72:

Okay, but the funny part here (aside from Lilian), is that Cap does this ALL THE TIME in the comics. Like, this exchange. Even in the little bit I read, I saw it two or three times:

Villain: You won’t do the thing, you’re Captain America.

Cap: Nope. *indicates less morally upright companion* They will.

Which kind of suggests that Cap is less about moral uprightness and more about plausible deniability. ;)

He’s still just a paladin in a mixed-alignment party. “I can’t kill that orc, because it’s unarmed, and I’m a paladin of justice. My ranger buddy, however, can totally do that. So go ahead, ranger buddy.”

Cap is ALL about plausible deniability.

I feel like Hawkguy needs a mention now.

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succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

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dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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A Painting Made From Pieces of Glass

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The most broken pieces can become a masterpiece

HOW

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eirstegalkin:

in a healthy, close relationship of any kind, when something upsets you, you need to bring it up. as soon as possible, even. cultivate an environment in which you both can talk about things that upset you, with the utmost attention to everyone’s feelings. it’s a really simple thing to do but it’s a thing i’ve been working on for a while and i’m getting actual nice things happening as a result

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“Fuck is the comma of the Lies of Locke Lamora” – Scott Lynch1

 

Really? Let’s see about that…

 

Fucks used in the Lies of Locke Lamora2:

Locke:11111 11111 11111 11111 11111 11111 11111 11111 11111 11111 11111 11111 1111 (64)

Locke to/about the Falconer: 11111 11111 11111 11111 11111 1 (26) Locke total: 90

Chains: 11111 11111 11111 11111 1 (21)

Contè: 11111 11111 11111 1 (16)

Jean: 11111 11111 1 (11)

Thief Maker: 11111 1111 (9)

Calo: 1111 (4)

Harza: 1111 (4)

Capa Barsavi: 1111 (4)

Bug: 111 (3)

Vidrik: 111 (3)

Galdo: 11 (2)

The Falconer: 11 (to Locke) (2)

Anjais: 11 (2)

Sofia: 1 (1)

Nazca: 1 (1)

Gray King: 1 (1)

Unknow Barsavi guard: 1 (1)

Narration: 1 (1)

A florid man with an overachieving belly and an entire squad of spare chins: 1 (1)

Felice: 1 (1)

Ferenz: 1 (1)

Two-timing woman: 1 (1)

Tesso: 1 (1)

Benjavier: 1 (1)

Berangias: 1 (1)

Reynart: 1 (1)

Constanzo: 1 (1)

 

Total number of Fucks (and variations thereof; such as: fucker, fuck-up, fucking, fucked, fuckdamn, motherfucker etc.) used: 185

48.65% of Fucks were uttered by Locke, 40% of his Fucks was to, or in mention of, the Falconer

Used most Fucks in one page: Contè

Used most Motherfucker’s: Locke

Got most Fucks directed at: The Falconer (well deserved)

Other overly colorful language used: 33 (counted in regards to context)

Locke: 11111 1111 (9)

Chains: 11111 1 (6)

Thief Maker: 1111 (4)

Calo: 111 (3)

Contè: 111 (3)

Other: 111 (3)

Galdo: 11 (2)

Lorenzo: 11 (2)

Nazca: 1 (1)

Jean: 1 (1)

 

Pages mentioning sharks: 43 (out of 719)

5% of pages mention Sharks (many of these pages mentions sharks more than once, up to 6 times a page are sharks mentioned (total number of sharks mentioned is disclosed information and can not be provided at this moment))

 

Various observations:

Jean mostly swear when Locke does something stupid/gets hurt.

Calo swore twice as much as his brother.

Chains had a foul mouth.

There is a distinct increase in swearing from Locke when he is stressed or sarcastic.

Contè swears the most considering amount of lines he has.

99.5% of fucks were used in dialogue.

The one that wasn’t can be found in the Interlude: The boy who cried for a corpse, part 4, and even that could be considered dialogue.

The presence of the Falconer highly increases the amount of swears and insults coming from Locke.

Mentioning of sharks and the Berangias sisters are often related.

The density of Fucks are highest in the last 70 pages.

Locke outdoes everyone greatly, both in amount of fuck-ups and fucks used.

 Conclusion: No, fuck is not the comma of the Lies of Locke Lamora, but it is probably as common as any other word.

Special thanks to:

Scott Lynch: For writing the damned thing and putting this stupid idea into my head

The Falconer: For being very helpful

Locke Lamora: For using up all my Pink Post it’s

GB chat: For reminding me of how much I love these books

 

 

 

Sources:

1. This video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giI2sYAndi8 (about 46 min in)

2. The Lies of Locke Lamora, by Scott Lynch (http://scottlynch78.tumblr.com/ )

 

 

Disclaimer: I am not a scientist, I do not stand for the amount of science actually conducted in this project, that is probably more research than science, and beg pardon for previous statements promising science. There is a chance I have missed something but I tried my best.

HOLY SHIT WHY IS THIS SO BEAUTIFUL? I’M GONNA CRY.

THIS IS SCIENCE, FRIEND. YOU HAD A HYPOTHESIS, WROTE IT DOWN, AND TESTED IT. YOU DID SCIENCE PROUD. BLESS YOU.

AND A SCIENTIST ^ HAS NOW BLESSED YOUR WORK SO YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.

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thesushiandcats:

lotv:

I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit. 

This post makes me want a duck.

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